DISQUS

BRIGHT YOUNG THING: I’m Gonna Need Some Orbit Gum For This Dirty Mouth

  • Sal · 8 months ago
    I LOVE that commercial. The only thing better than the raw power of real swears is the hilarity of fake ones. Do you remember how the dad from "A Christmas Story" swore? "Rum-dum rattenhouse snicklephiffer!"
  • Sal · 8 months ago
    Also, I swear a ton, too. Without even realizing it. It just FEELS good, especially to a goody-two-shoes like me.
  • Shannon · 8 months ago
    muahahahahaha.

    I don't have my mum on my facebook simply for the fact that I swear too much.
  • Kirstin · 8 months ago
    LOL I love you & your sailor mouth!

    My mom is on Facebook, too. It's nice since we live so far apart & this way we can stay in touch better.
  • Kitty · 8 months ago
    I share your love of swearing, but you have to admit the world would be an even more colorful place if everyone talked like the people on this commercial....
  • Kayo · 8 months ago
    HAHAHAHAHA!

    "You Hobokon...."