DISQUS

BRIGHT YOUNG THING: Fainting Should Be An Olympic Sport

  • Scath · 9 months ago
    Aw, man. Fainting for no reason sucks way more than having a reason.

    I fainted on a newbie vampire while having blood drawn while I was eight months pregnant with my son.

    Almost crushed the poor dude, LOL.
  • Fay · 9 months ago
    Oh my gosh. But imagine if he hadn't been there for you to fall on!
  • Kitty · 9 months ago
    Isn't fainting supposed to be ladylike? Hmmmm... I'm not sure. Do demonstrate an elaborated swoon while showing Target-going companions your very personal mark on the establishment? LOL!!!!!
  • Fay · 9 months ago
    I think so, but I fail to see what's so ladylike about me lying on the floor puking. XD

    I don't, but I think I shall have to add that to the tour. "And now, a dramatic reenactment of the shocking events that took place right here, on this very puke stain!!"
  • !fisher! · 9 months ago
    when i fainted & fell out of my chair & onto the floor & gave myself a concussion [& a nice pair of broken glasses], i was told i was convulsing while i was unconscious.
    so while fainting is supposed to be ladylike. . .
    apparently our experiences with fainting were, well, not so classy & ladylike as they appear to be in the movies.

    [post-fainting delirium & having to go to the ER for it never helps, either.]
  • !fisher! · 9 months ago
    oh where, oh where has my northstar gone?
    oh where, oh where can she beeee?!